There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
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That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity.
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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“I have worked with Ashley Lane and Lane Online Solutions for over a year. I actually manage all of the office processes for Dr. Raymond Labs/Neopharm. We worked very closely while she was building our website, atopalm.com and she is the consummate professional. The web site is first rate and she manages the total marketing, sales and function of this segment of the business.
She is creative, hardworking and very easy to work with. She has never refused any request for information, and completes everything requested of her on a timely basis. She is now working on a new, more technical web site for all of the OTC products in the Atopalm line.
We are very happy with Lane Online Solutions and Ashley Lane and would not hesitate to recommend her to anyone that is looking for a quality site set up and management.”
Madleine G. Ruocco
Director of Marketing and Logistics
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Thank you to Lane Online Solutions from all of us at JAM Attire!”
“I would like to offer my personal comments on the services rendered to our company Dr. Raymond Labs/Neopharm USA by Lane Online Solutions and its principal Ashley Lane. We began working with Ashley in mid-2011 on our project to build www.atopalm.com a first rate website and to manage the total marketing sales and functioning of this channel of retail business for us.
It is now going on one year since we launched our website and online business and we are very pleased with the quality and diligence of service that Ashley has provided. Lane Online Solutions and Ashley are easy to work with and always pleasant with a “can do” attitude. The service is also affordable “not overpriced”.
We have been satisfied with their work thus far that we commissioned Lane Online Solutions to build us a second website for our new OTC Psoriasis topical product Psoriapalm which will be launched in Q4.
Yes, we are very happy with Lane Online Solutions and its principal Ashley Lane to provide comprehensive services and Solutions to your online web business.”
“I have known Ashley since 2010. She is expert in e-commerce. She has the mind of Marketing not just as a technician. She can build up a website and knows how to increase the traffic sales. She also has the expertise to review business models and how they work. I requested the review of new online business model and how it would have been. She did well it. She built up www.atopalm.com and under construction of www.psoriapalm.com. It is good job and growing now.”
“I have nothing but positive things to say about Lane Online Solutions. One of my customers (who warehouses with my company) approached Ashley Lane to design and build their professional website, which was to include an online store. Over the past year I’ve seen the website go from a vision to a successful reality, and Ashley has been there every step of the way. She is constantly thinking of new ways to enhance the website in order to increase consumer interest and sales.
Feedback from her clients is strongly encouraged because their satisfaction is her #1 priority. She is prompt in responding to emails and phone calls, which is a key factor in this business. There has never been a time I wasn’t able to reach her if I had a question. She has built a strong relationship with both me and my customer, and I’d recommend her without hesitation.”
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I always try to work with Lane Online Solutions, knowing that the experience will be rewarding and enjoyable. I am so happy to have found this partnership!”
“Web site creation and support. Ashley has been the ultimate professional during the creation of our website. She has worked under some demanding deadlines never compromising the quality of her work. I would highly recommend Ashley to any company needing Web Design along with maintenance. “